Once Upon A Time In Carrotland: My YouTube Autobiography Which I Definitely Wrote All Of by Josh Carrott

 

 

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Is he a man or is he a carrot? In this groundbreaking autobiography of a YouTube icon, we get to the root of it. In this breathtaking debut, Josh Carrott peels back the curtain to reveal an epic saga of friendship, true love, and a prophecy that will change his life forever. Gird your loins and hold on tight for the unfiltered story of his fascinating and vitamin-A-infused life.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this book real?

Yes, it’s real. Hopefully it’ll make for an entertaining read. There are dozens of previously undisclosed stories from Josh’s life and our YouTube journey. There are also an abundance of Easter eggs and behind the scenes photos for your viewing pleasure.

Are you actually going to get a statue in Carrotland (Ohakune Carrot Adventure Park), New Zealand?

Yes! If we raise enough money we will. The design is TBC, but Jollybeans will be updated on our progress as it happens.

Was the book really written before the episode aired on JOLLY?

Yes. This this exact book Josh read from in the episode. His was a prepublication copy, hence the grey “Not For Resale” watermark on the front cover. Besides that, this is exactly the same.

The cover says “Potentially a major motion picture”. Is that true?

Yes, it has great potential.

Is the book suitable for children?

Yes. Like our videos, this book can be enjoyed by all the family. It was completely re-written from the first draft.

Is the book available to non-Amazon markets?

Yes, you can purchase a digital copy through our merch store.

Extract

We started making episodes and soon discovered that we had a sensation on our hands, a masterpiece that was born out of my perfect friendship with Ollie. It was also important that we maintained our friendship, as we would be appearing together on ‘JOLLY’ as friends, whereas in ‘Korean Englishman’ Ollie was only the videographer. It’s like I always say, friendship is like a garden, plant carrots and you’ll get carrots, plant potatoes and you’ll get potatoes, plant erroneous information in a Wikipedia page and it’ll eventually make it into a book, meaning said erroneous information on Wikipedia can now be cited, which is how rumours start.

Reviews

‘The greatest book I have ever read. I couldn’t have written it better myself.’ - Ollie Kendal

“Hilarious’ - Dave Scott, Ohakune Carrot Adventure Park (Carrotland)

‘That sounds like an almighty waste of time’ - Ollie’s Dad

‘I really didn’t know what I was signing up for when I became your friend’ - Josh Carrot (Author)

‘This is hands down the best and most accurate autobiography I've ever read. It's hard to believe one person could have such an amazing life story, and so wonderfully told. Josh is a surprisingly good writer, funny but touching in all the right places. I wish I'd written a book half this good. If you only read three books this year, make sure all of them are this one.’ - Andy Brierley

About the author

Joshua Daryl Carrott was born in 1988 and raised in Caterham, Southern England, and then Qingdao, China. It was at international school in Qingdao that he developed a love for Korea, having been befriended by fellow Korean students. He is married to Gabie Kook, and they live in London with their adorable dog, Brie. Josh spends most of his time making silly videos with his best friend and first love, Ollie Kendal. You can check out some of these videos at youtube.com/jolly